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'Show me your license and registration, sir.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

'This industry's going to the wall!'

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

Crash test dummies "The roads are treacherous so I'm going out"

Road rage on board.

Relax Frank, it's my day off

Marvin and the new airbag