Car Crash Testing Aficionado Pillows

'Show me your license and registration, sir.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Wall Street...

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Mash-Test Dummies.

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Seat belts unfastened? Excellent."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

What's in your back seat? Nothing. There's paper everywhere, and dirty clothes, and something that smells like a drunk threw up and then rolled around in it. That looks like ancient cheese. Introducing: The flaw. You haven't cleaned this since the '90s. Big whoop.

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

'This industry's going to the wall!'

'Junior just found out he was an accident.'

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Carcrash Television.

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

Crash test dummies "The roads are treacherous so I'm going out"

Marvin and the new airbag

Road rage on board.

Once again, the texting dummy has missed the wall.