Car Crash Enthusiast Pillows

Marvin and the new airbag

Relax Frank, it's my day off

A man and woman fighting after a car crash.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"I'll need a three iron."

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Oh, Sweetie, look, Daddy's fitting a new car seat for baby.'

"You're going on a very short journey."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

Seat belts - The giving of life.

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'This industry's going to the wall!'

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

Blowing your nose musically.

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

"I told you ..... fasten your seat belt!"

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

Road rage on board.

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