Car Crash Connoisseur Pillows

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

"Did you hear about the latest plane crash?"

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Time to buy.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

Clown Airbags.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

The life of a crash-test dummy

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'This industry's going to the wall!'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Blowing your nose musically.

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

Bollard Crash