Comic Crash Connoisseur Pillows

Clown Airbags.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'Time to buy.'

Malcolm Sargent

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Inaction Figure

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Litteratti K9s.

'The first cocktail.'

Pisa Hut.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"Pardon my glove."

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."