Comic Crash Connoisseur Mugs

Clown Airbags.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'Time to buy.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Inaction Figure

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

The Family Joules: Part 3

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Pisa Hut.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'The first cocktail.'

Litteratti K9s.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

It took a while but Henk finally did lose his Christmas bum.

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

"Pardon my glove."

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.