Car Crash Connoisseur Gifts

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

"Did you hear about the latest plane crash?"

"Guess who I bumped into in the car park. Your boss."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"I had the right of way, but the other guy had the truck."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Time to buy.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Clown Airbags.

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

'This industry's going to the wall!'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'You've been in many accidents so we'll have to rate you higher for an auto insurance policy.'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

Blowing your nose musically.

Bollard Crash

"Where the windbag meets the airbag."

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

Marvin and the new airbag

Relax Frank, it's my day off

"It's okay. I've got pet insurance."

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"