Crash Aficionado Gifts

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

The first car accident.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Time to buy.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

The hall of bad ideas.

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"I'll need a three iron."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Crash Test Dummy Jokes that Get Old Fast. Oh, no! Somebody cut the brakes! Every single time.

Clown Airbags.

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

"The brakes don't work."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

The life of a crash-test dummy

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

"Hey, George… Squirrel! Check out my tail. Chase me around the chair. Smell my paws. The dog park? How can you just sit there? I adore you."

'This industry's going to the wall!'

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

Blowing your nose musically.