Crash Aficionado Gifts

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

The first car accident.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Time to buy.'

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

The hall of bad ideas.

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

"I'll need a three iron."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Clown Airbags.

"The brakes don't work."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

"Hey, George… Squirrel! Check out my tail. Chase me around the chair. Smell my paws. The dog park? How can you just sit there? I adore you."

"Go away. I haven't had an accident that wasn't my fault in the last three years."

'This industry's going to the wall!'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

Man sweeps through newly painted 'entrance' door, knocking over sign painter on the other side.

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

Blowing your nose musically.