Accident Aficionados Gifts

'Oh, no -- not again!'

The first car accident.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Oedipus

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Rusk Assessment Form

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

Deer Crossing.

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

"I'll need a three iron."

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

'So how was work, Honey?'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"'Do not ignite flares while still in cabin.' SENSIBLE!!"

"For goodness sake, Edgar, it's a stair lift not a moon rocket!"