Accident Aficionados T-Shirts

'Oh, no -- not again!'

The first car accident.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

Oedipus

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

The hall of bad ideas.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Rusk Assessment Form

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Watch Your Step

"I'll need a three iron."

"The third act could use more drama, Sophocles. Try putting in a voter referendum."

Deer Crossing.

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000.Please take your seat.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

"Better safe than sorry, son."

Law Offices: Slip & Trip & Fall formerly Slip & Fall.

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

"Jeffrey, this is Marcus, your new Stunt Double. He'll be riding your tricycle for you from now on."

"I childproofed all the cabinets for you."

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

'So how was work, Honey?'

'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

"'Do not ignite flares while still in cabin.' SENSIBLE!!"