Sporting Accident Enthusiasts Gifts

'Wow. A hole in one.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

The hall of bad ideas.

The Rugby Throw Up.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Rusk Assessment Form

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Work Safety - Chemicals.