Sports Mishap Enjoyer Gifts

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

The hall of bad ideas.

The Rugby Throw Up.

"I'll need a three iron."

Discus accidents.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"The operation was a huge success, Mr. Smith, but we're going to have to open you up again - we appear to have lost a nurse."

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Rental Car Return. By the way, the airbags worked great!

Oh, sorry, I must have butt-rubbed you.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake.'

"Did you make all these 911 calls?"

Golfer on Football Pitch

This sucks

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

'You're Jack Tinsley, the lawyer? Great, I was just on the way to see you about an accident I had this morning.'

The thrill of sliding safely into third on astroturf...the agony of your pants not doing it with you.

"Only you could walk into a door at 'doors open'!"

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

Man swearing as he falls down the 'Blue Run' ski slope

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

Archery Accident

'New balls please.'

'Wife's having a makeover...daughter's having a sleepover...Firm's having a takeover. I have a hangover...and you?'

Careless Runner, jumping in a hole.

'Oh, hi! I'm Doctor Bettinger!'

"... Still. It was a bit of luck having a doctor crash into us. Eh, dear?"