Sports Mishap Fan Gifts

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

This sucks

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Discus accidents.

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Sling

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Watch your language.

Submarine emerges on top of building

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

STRIP Skier hitting a telegraph pole

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

Dentist X-Ray Machine Issues

'Thank goodness Robert Green deflected attention.'

Tennis player lands on the net.

'I should have warned you about the hazards of being very assertive!'

Women Golfers.