Celebrity Mishap Fan Gifts

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hollywood or bust!

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Dua Lipa caricature

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Elton John

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

Madonna

David Letterman

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

Stephen Fry

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

Amy Schumer

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."

Elvis fans

Antonio Banderas

Discus accidents.

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"I pick up most of my wisdom from celebrity interviews.'

Lena Heady

Ray Davies

'Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head.'

Dianne Reeves