Comedic Mishap Fan Gifts

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Emergency room: 'You should have known better than tokiss your putter in this icy weather.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

'Holy shit!'

"Please—no technology questions!"

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"Please excuse our new employee, sir--he used to work in the circus."

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Two hunters and a near miss

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Children and cat crashing on cart

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

Golf Cart Punctures

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

Vacuum-salesman clown gets door slammed on his foot.

Man shot in the legs

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

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