Comedic Mix-up Fan Gifts

"...They look more like Albert's."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Scuba Skater

'Holy shit!'

"Well, of course you have a heart."

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

'Sorry. We have no senor discount.'

Piano tuner with an assistant.

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

Two men arguing on a train journey

'Let him go or your friend gets it.'

'Oh...Sty Candy!'

Look at you. The vacant stare

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

'Y'know, Humpty, you need to get right back on that wall!'

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

Camelot

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."