Comedic Mix-up Fan Gifts

"...They look more like Albert's."

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

Man is injured transporting cacti.

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Scuba Skater

'Holy shit!'

"Well, of course you have a heart."

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

'Sorry. We have no senor discount.'

Piano tuner with an assistant.

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

"Please forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles. Will the happy couple please step forward?"

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

Two men arguing on a train journey

'Oh...Sty Candy!'

'Let him go or your friend gets it.'

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

'Y'know, Humpty, you need to get right back on that wall!'

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

Camelot

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

Slapstick