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"Undress down to your underwear and have a seat. The optometrist will be in shortly."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

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"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

"Any luck"

Scuba Skater

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'Sorry. We have no senor discount.'

Piano tuner with an assistant.

Used car salesman to man: 'And this one was driven by a little old lady ...er ...uh ... with 36 grandchildren.'

Then, one day, Bucky's love of practical jokes got him into real trouble.

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

Camelot

Converge Center - Merge Left, Merge Right.

"A mistake, I have made."

'Well you said you were hot, so should I turn the fan on or not?'

Cats in police lineup

Draw

School Dance

"...They look more like Albert's."

Emergency room: 'You should have known better than tokiss your putter in this icy weather.'