Comedic Mystery Fan Gifts

Cats in police lineup

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

2 mummies...

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

Pisa and sons.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

"I think he must have had a death wish"

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"Any luck"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Toxic Relationship