Comedic Mystery Fan Pillows

Cats in police lineup

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

2 mummies...

The first Da Vinci Code. Dude, where there's a sock on the doorknob, it means I've got a model in here!

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Pisa and sons.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

"I'm so disappointed, because I thought it was a new C&A."

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

"I think he must have had a death wish"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Toxic Relationship