Comedic Horror Fan Pillows

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Lock your door and role up your window.'

2 mummies...

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Zombie Problems

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Frankendumpty'

'Regular or decapitated?'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."