Horror Humor Fan Pillows

'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'

Frankenhog.

"...I....I'm a... life insurances...erm...salesman..."

'This show was filmed in front of a dead studio audience.'

'I give you my heart,'

Vampire Mobile.

Scary Scarecrow

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

"And another pitcher from, Team Zombie, THROWS OUT his arm."

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Out To Lurch

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

The Brothers Grime

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Beer Parasol.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'