Horror Humor Aficionado Pillows

'Like to win an autographed bat,sir?'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"It's nothing to be ashamed of. When I was your age I slept with the nightlight on in my coffin, too."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'... And this is my cellar.'

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Horror Stories.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"How was prom?"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Monster Baseball