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Social Club. Run, Ernie! It's the zombie mafia! Ahhh! The don of the dead!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Ancient Racing

Dead Funny

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Chiller Theatre

Cow's straw

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

On the brink.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Solar Frankenstein

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Gym Dog

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Pea

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"How was prom?"

'Frankendumpty'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.