Horror Humor Enjoyers Pillows

Dracula cleaning the neck before biting his victim.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"How was prom?"

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'Needs more kale.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Frankendumpty'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Back to school: The Horror,

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Little ship of horrors

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.