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Dracula cleaning the neck before biting his victim.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"How was prom?"

"Don't go in there!!"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'Needs more kale.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Frankendumpty'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Little ship of horrors

Back to school: The Horror,

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Well, we got the grant."

Stephen King