Horror Humor Enthusiast Mugs

'Frankendumpty'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"Oh s**t, it’s ICE!"

Frankenstein's Monster in Church - "Welcome friends to the Church of the Born Again Christians,"

.Friends Dug Up & Reunited

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

The mourners shrieked as Emily emerged groggily from the grave. Once again her corpse-like nap after a multi-day trip had been grossly misinterpreted.

'Oh, no! Count Dragula!'

'No, it's not 'The Mummy'. It's YOUR mummy, back from the plastic surgeon.'

'Accountant Dracula.'

"Relax, I said I'm looking for 'A Reuben!'"

Reasons to be glad you're not a werewolf.

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Do Not Resuscitate

Faster, Georges, faster!

Cariactures

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry