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'I'll have a brain - can you Einstein it?'

Zombie standup

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"He looks just like your husband."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Don't go in there!!"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Frankendumpty'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

Little ship of horrors

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

Stephen King

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

Pranking Zombies