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'I'll have a brain - can you Einstein it?'

Zombie standup

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"He looks just like your husband."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Frankendumpty'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Little ship of horrors

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Pranking Zombies

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"