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A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Lesser known greek gods,

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

How Amazon was invented

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

A Golden Non-Retriever

'I'd like my £2.50 back'