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Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'It's so quiet around here, now that the kids are fattened up and gone.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Silence of the Chickens...

Out To Lurch

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Tequila Mockingbird

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Zombie Problems

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'Guess who's teething?'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Frankendumpty'

'Regular or decapitated?'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'Henry, cut that out.'