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Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'It's so quiet around here, now that the kids are fattened up and gone.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Silence of the Chickens...

Out To Lurch

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Tequila Mockingbird

Open House of Horrors

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Guess who's teething?'

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Zombie Problems

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Frankendumpty'

'Regular or decapitated?'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'