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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Ancient Racing

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Cow's straw

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Gym Dog

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"How was prom?"

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

Pea

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'Frankendumpty'

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"