Horror Humor Aficionado Prints

'Like to win an autographed bat,sir?'

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"It's nothing to be ashamed of. When I was your age I slept with the nightlight on in my coffin, too."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Solar Frankenstein

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Horror Stories.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Monster Baseball

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Halloween Selfie