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Frankenstein's Reading Light

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

A vampire's pet peeves.

Norman wondered why business was slow, until a friend told him of his famous namesake.

"I told you we were going down too deep!"

Trilby - 'An Incubus'

"You're kidding!...You mean, all the King's horses and all the King's men tried putting you back together again too?"

As man reads horror fiction, tree reads pulp fiction.

'That's a no-brainer, Tom.'

'...We're not catching anything because we're spooking the fish.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Zombie cooking brains in the kitchen.

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Breastfeeding Ghost

Transylvanian backpackers.

Devil sees 'You are here' sign.

Vampire's postman.

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

'Since I started drinking AB Positive blood, I feel a lot better about myself!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

Dracula wants Your Blood

'Regular or decapitated?'

Party Pooper

"I feel like I'm persecting."

"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."

Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door

Frankenstein's Monster gets a tattoo

Stephen King: The Bookstore

"If it doesn't make me scream, I get rid of it."

"Another bill?"

"Norm"