Fantasy Horror Fan Pillows

"Anyhow, the article in the 'Times' says they were only hibernating and the greenhouse effect has brought them out."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Love at First Sight

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Paranormal A-Z...

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Mouse Princess

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Knight feeding his kids.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Have you been playing dice?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.