Fantasy Fan Pillows

"Have you any idea how much that playstation cost?"

"Hi, its me, I'm on the broom"

"I'm getting too old for a broom."

"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

'What, no on-board movie?'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'I can't believe this! You're low in iron.'

Skimming out star reflections

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'I'm in a chat room with one oof the guys in the castle... he's really quite nice.'

Upon returning from Oz, the Tin Man receives some bad news from his doctor.

'To think that we completely ignored his symptoms, and just nicknamed him 'Sneezy'.'

'Your father should have stayed working nights.'

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'Hi, I'm your new genie. Your old genie has been arrested for influence, peddling, bribery and misuse of power.'

'I'd like a round table!'

Godzilla's Dentist.

As hordes of angry orcs advanced he began to wonder if dwarves were the best choice.

"So when I said 'hide the gold in an inconspicuous place', you put it under a frickin rainbow?"

'Nice try, Lancelot, but I don't think the real Holy Grail has a picture of Harry Potter on it.'

'Remember what bait you used.'

'... And you say you first noticed them just after you had a 'near death experience'?'

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

Knights of the Round Table: 'So - pizza again?'

"She says she's got squatters rights."

Coat of Arms

Fortunately for Dorothy, each tornado season brought a veritable windfall of shiny new footwear.

'Turns out she's Anaemic.'

'How many times do I have to tell you...What's the magic word?'

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

'Your policy doesn't cover you against huffing and puffing.'

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

Pigs might fly...

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