Fantasy Fan Pillows

"Hi, its me, I'm on the broom"

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

"I'm getting too old for a broom."

'What, no on-board movie?'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'I can't believe this! You're low in iron.'

Skimming out star reflections

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'I'm in a chat room with one oof the guys in the castle... he's really quite nice.'

As hordes of angry orcs advanced he began to wonder if dwarves were the best choice.

'To think that we completely ignored his symptoms, and just nicknamed him 'Sneezy'.'

Upon returning from Oz, the Tin Man receives some bad news from his doctor.

'I'd like a round table!'

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

'Hi, I'm your new genie. Your old genie has been arrested for influence, peddling, bribery and misuse of power.'

Godzilla's Dentist.

'... And you say you first noticed them just after you had a 'near death experience'?'

Coat of Arms

'Remember what bait you used.'

"She says she's got squatters rights."

Knights of the Round Table: 'So - pizza again?'

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

'Do you run everything through a spell-checker?'

'Your policy doesn't cover you against huffing and puffing.'

'Turns out she's Anaemic.'

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

Pigs might fly...

'How many times do I have to tell you...What's the magic word?'

Fortunately for Dorothy, each tornado season brought a veritable windfall of shiny new footwear.

'Because I don't like unicorns, that's why!'

Fairy God Mothers Anonymous - "I've just been too much of a people pleaser."

"Red, roses are, blue, violets are, sweet, sugar is. messed up the poem, I did."

Little Red Riding Carpet

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.