Fantasy Fanatics Pillows

'OK, I'm back. Here's a notarized hard copy of my offer granting you three wishes, all ready for your lawyer to review. And I don't mind telling you, pal, it's jerks like you who are RUINING this job!'

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore!"

'I'll grant your next wish as soon as I finish researching my Genie-Ology.'

'We're cutting back, so I can only grant you a whim'

"Shh...here he comes, and he's got the brain and the heart with him"

"No, but maybe if you came with us the wizard would give you 50p for a cup of tea!"

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto!"

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

Giant Monster in Bath

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"At least this way we don't have to trudge around with a bunch of weirdos."

Cheshire's Badd Kitty...

"He says this week is absolutely manic, could you reschedule?"

"I'd like a purple unicorn. . . OK. . . I wish politicians would act like adults."

Disabled Access

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"The gods are antic tonight."

When dragons fall on hard times...fire sale.

"You fool!...You've given him the abnormal brain of a criminal!"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Medieval King

Acorn...unacorn.

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Mermaid and old sailor

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"It doesn't work. You still look like a unicorn."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."