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'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'

'S**t!'

'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

'And then Dorothy remembered she was colorblind'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

'Ma'am, I'm afraid the insulation in the walls of your gingerbread house contains dangerously high levels of cholesterol.'

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

'The oven's too small.'

'Alice through the looking glass,'

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"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

Flew Vaccine.

'Remember to pace yourself!'

'Miss Wilson, please send in the dragon.'

'If you think that's something, wait 'till you see his card tricks.'

"There's no rest for the wicked."

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Princess

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'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"This will be a tricky operation."

'Has it been spell-checked?'

Sea song.

'You wouldn't believe how much broom insurance is if you've had three measly accidents.'

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'Excuse me, but which Aisle did you find those on?'

Fred got his Neti pot at a garage sale.