Fantasy Fans Pillows

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"

'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'

'Bad news. The unicorns are both male.'

"Mind if I shoot through?"

The Lawyer of Oz

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

'Darling, you were supposed to 'blow-out' the candles...'

A knight dragging an unwilling maiden

"Hello. This is Sleeping Beauty in Room 306. I'd like to book an early morning wake up kiss please."

Thorn in a Lion's Paw

'Sorry, but my liability insurance no longer allows me to grant that wish.'

"Why can't we be like everyone else and get a washing machine?"

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'Who would have guessed the wings are purely cosmetic?'

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'Lower the drawbridge! We dropped our ball and the Barbarians want to help out!!'

'None shall pass!'

'You have a lovely cackle.'

Another myth de-bunked.

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

A Club Sandwitch.

Bone Abduction

Hand emerges from King Arthur's xmas pudding with a coin.

Young Frankenstein

"My goodness, how he's grown!"

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."

Witches are confused why they're feeling happy.

"You didn't need to dress up, Albert - it's just soup."

"So kind of him to let us have the guest ark all to ourselves."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."