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'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

"Sharks! Hundreds of 'em! Flying sharks! Everyone out of the water! They're converging on the future!"

'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'

'Bad news. The unicorns are both male.'

The Lawyer of Oz

Thorn in a Lion's Paw

"Mind if I shoot through?"

'Sorry, but my liability insurance no longer allows me to grant that wish.'

'Darling, you were supposed to 'blow-out' the candles...'

"Hello. This is Sleeping Beauty in Room 306. I'd like to book an early morning wake up kiss please."

A knight dragging an unwilling maiden

'It's a crazy price but I think it's me.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

A Club Sandwitch.

'You have a lovely cackle.'

'I know I have a name to live by, but I'd rather wear sandals in summer...'

'Who would have guessed the wings are purely cosmetic?'

'The Werewolf Diet? It's great: you can eat anything you want, but only during the full moon.'

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

Bone Abduction

Hand emerges from King Arthur's xmas pudding with a coin.

'Lower the drawbridge! We dropped our ball and the Barbarians want to help out!!'

'None shall pass!'

'It says here that everytime someone says they don't believe in fairies - a Tenor dies...'

Another myth de-bunked.

"Why can't we be like everyone else and get a washing machine?"

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"So who's the boring old prophet of doom now?"

"So kind of him to let us have the guest ark all to ourselves."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Fountain of Youth

"Garlic Bread?"

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Acne fairies

Oven Ready: May Contain Traces of Unicorn