Fictional Fantasy Fans Pillows

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Late BroomStick

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Piracy on a boating lake

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Mouse Princess

Knight feeding his kids.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

100% carbon neutral

"Right here's fine."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'