Fantasy Fiction Fan Pillows

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Oh no, it's gone! We're in the s*** now!'

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

"If it's all right, I prefer the name Dave."

"I never knew leprechauns made good accountants."

The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.

'Sorry about this, sir, but the witch hunting season ended over a week ago.'

'It's being recalled. It seems one of them turned into a pumpkin one night.'

'Why can't he just blow out the candles like everyone else?'

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

Gladys misinterprets the meaning of "kiddie menu" - "I'd like a chubby, little preschooler, please"

'Well.. Your nails are very rusty...'

'We checked the entire apartment and there's no sign of this 'Rapunzel' lady... Although we did find a suspicious hair. Want me to have forensics check to see if it's a match?'

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"Leave it with me. You can pick it up last Tuesday."

"Yes, I can talk with the animals, but what people don't realise is that the animals are so bloody boring."

'I may have made a deal with the devil. Hard to tell who you're really dealing with on eBay.'

Surprise at the Royal Wedding

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

Giving the Devil his 'do.

'Excuse me - I think you're in my seat.'

'. . . well your references are impeccable.'

'So you've turned into a werewolf - you haven't turned into an unhappy werewolf, have you?'

Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

Apollo Pursuing Daphne- Unfinished

'Isn't this 332 Graham st.?

The devil puts on a mask before looking in a mirror.

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Sure, making the brew is fun, but canning enough to last until next Halloween is a pain.

"Might I suggest we go to your place as mine is nothing more than a living hell hole."

"We might be dealing with something a little more serious than Bird flu here."

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

Queen

"Yeah, I want to get it removed but I need to find a specialist."

"My real son was made of wood."