Fantasy Fiction Fan Mugs

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Oh no, it's gone! We're in the s*** now!'

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

"If it's all right, I prefer the name Dave."

"I never knew leprechauns made good accountants."

'It's being recalled. It seems one of them turned into a pumpkin one night.'

The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.

'Sorry about this, sir, but the witch hunting season ended over a week ago.'

'Well.. Your nails are very rusty...'

Gladys misinterprets the meaning of "kiddie menu" - "I'd like a chubby, little preschooler, please"

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'We checked the entire apartment and there's no sign of this 'Rapunzel' lady... Although we did find a suspicious hair. Want me to have forensics check to see if it's a match?'

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

Giving the Devil his 'do.

"Leave it with me. You can pick it up last Tuesday."

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"Yes, I can talk with the animals, but what people don't realise is that the animals are so bloody boring."

Surprise at the Royal Wedding

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."

This apartment is bigger than mine!

"My real son was made of wood."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Yeah, I want to get it removed but I need to find a specialist."

A statue of a knight chess piece

"You'd have thought that being a werewolf would have solved the male pattern baldness."

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

"We might be dealing with something a little more serious than Bird flu here."

"Might I suggest we go to your place as mine is nothing more than a living hell hole."

"You were there, Sadie....Did King Arthur really exist?"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Apollo Pursuing Daphne- Unfinished

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Gnat.

"Sir Roderick, your horse appears to have strayed to another tournament."

The devil puts on a mask before looking in a mirror.