Fantasy Book Fan Mugs

'Great! Just great! Now, they have God on their side.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

J. R. R. Tolkien

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Paranormal A-Z...

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Right here's fine."

100% carbon neutral

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'