Fantasy Fanatic Prints

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'

'S**t!'

'Daylight Savings Time claims another victim.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

'And then Dorothy remembered she was colorblind'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

'Ma'am, I'm afraid the insulation in the walls of your gingerbread house contains dangerously high levels of cholesterol.'

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

'Alice through the looking glass,'

'The oven's too small.'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

'Remember to pace yourself!'

Flew Vaccine.

'Miss Wilson, please send in the dragon.'

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

'If you think that's something, wait 'till you see his card tricks.'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"There's no rest for the wicked."

Princess

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

Cow Dragon

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"This will be a tricky operation."

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Sea song.

'I'll believe you're sober, and weren't lying to me about drinking and driving when you can touch the tip of your nose.'

'Has it been spell-checked?'

Fred got his Neti pot at a garage sale.

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

'Excuse me, but which Aisle did you find those on?'

'Look! They're little green men too.'