Fantasy Film Fanatic Prints

"I said, 'Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women,' but the media took that totally out of context."

"How am I rampaging?"

'NONE SHALL PASS! Except that little splash...that doesn't really count!'

"It's a faithful adaptation of the book, but I'm thrown off by the director's decision to go with Philly accents."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Seagiraffes

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

The Fourth Little Pig

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Piracy on a boating lake

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

The Mouse Princess

"Have you been playing dice?"