Fantasy Fiction Fanatic Prints

'Hand over the brain.'

"Dragons were never out of style."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Swiss excalibur...

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Knight feeding his kids.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Have you been playing dice?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Mouse Princess