Fantasy Fiction Fanatic Prints

'Hand over the brain.'

"Dragons were never out of style."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

George R. R. Martin

Swiss excalibur...

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"Follow the yellow brick sinkhooole. . ."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

The Fourth Little Pig

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Television Readers.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Piracy on a boating lake

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."