Fantasy Fiction Enthusiasts Prints

"I got a speeding ticket from my guardian angel."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Late BroomStick

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

ET Mishap

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Where the wild things were."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Beard in the Stone

Birds Following Witch.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Phoenix

"Shall I let them breathe."

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"