Fantasy Fiction Aficionados Prints

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Late BroomStick

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Devi's brew?"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

Hansel and Gretal

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Beware of the Cat.

Going Down?

Mermaids in love

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Well this is awkward.'