Fantasy Fiction Enthusiasts Gifts

"I got a speeding ticket from my guardian angel."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

ET Mishap

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Late BroomStick

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"What the hell took so long?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Where the wild things were."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The Beard in the Stone

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Birds Following Witch.

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

A knight in shining armor, a dragon and a princess

"Shall I let them breathe."